Insanity

12:40am: Nutcracker Atlantis, Gen.
Title: Nutcracker Atlantis
Rating: PG
Summary: Disney takes over Atlantis. Pure CRACK!
Word Count: 1287
Disclaimer: Nothing from either the Disney or Stargate universes belongs to me.
Note: Written for planetkiller in the kavtolanon secret santa challenge.

( It had been a pretty standard away mission )

12:34am: It’s All Right With Me, Kavanagh/McKay (NC-17)
Title: It’s All Right With Me
Pairing: Kavanagh/McKay
Word Count: 1382
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's the wrong game, with the wrong chips. Though your lips are tempting, they're the wrong lips.
Spoilers: Hot Zone, Critical Mass, Grace Under Pressure.
Disclaimer Unfortunately nothing related to SGA belongs to me. I have nothing but tons of love.
Notes: Thanks to kerry_louise for the very thorough beta! Any remaining mistakes are mine. Title and summary blatantly stolen from John Barrowman Cole Porter.

Written for littlemimm in the kavtolanon secret santa challenge.

( It’s All Right With Me )

8:32pm: "It Ain't Cool to Be Crazy About You", Kavanagh/Ronon (PG-13)
Title: "It Ain't Cool to Be Crazy About You"
Author: ria_kukalaka
Pairing: Kavanagh/Ronon
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kavanagh and Ronon deal with the fallout of the events of Critical Mass.
Spoilers: Critical Mass
Word count: 1914
Disclaimer: Not mine. If they were, anyone who hurt Kavanagh would pay with blood!
Notes: Written for eviljr in the sga_secondary ficathon. Prompt: Kavanagh/Ronon fluff. Thanks to kkhubb for the beta.

( It Ain't Cool to Be Crazy About You )

11:07pm: Trick or Treat, Lorne/Kavanagh (NC-17)
Title: Trick or Treat
Pairing: Lorne/Kavanagh
Word Count: 572
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "It's Halloween." Nick said, his face lighting up like a little kid’s and breaking out in a huge grin.
Prompt: For October 31st challenge at slashing_lorne: 'Halloween'. And '039: Taste' for fanfic100.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never have been, never will.

( Happy Halloween Everyone )

3:23pm: Applied Science, Lorne/Parrish, Lorne/Kavanagh, Lorne/Beckett, Lorne/Zelenka, Lorne/McKay.
Title: Applied Science
Pairings: Lorne/Parrish, Lorne/Kavanagh, Lorne/Beckett, Lorne/Zelenka, Lorne/McKay.
Word Count: 1025
Rating: R
Summary: Lorne is a bit of a science slut.
Spoilers: 2.03: Runner, 2.13: Critical Mass, 3.01: No Man’s Land and 3.03: Irresistible.
Prompt: For October 30th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘write a drabble/ficlet pairing Lorne with a scientist’.
Disclaimer: So not mine!

( Evan Lorne had a thing for the intellectual types. )

12:29pm: Good Morning Sunshine, Lorne/Kavanagh (PG-13)
Title: Good Morning Sunshine
Pairings: Lorne/Kavanagh
Word Count: 310
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kavanagh gets a wake up call. OMG! TOTAL FLUFF!
Prompt: For October 29th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘sunrise’ and '031: Sunrise' for fanfic100.
Disclaimer: So not mine!

( Good Morning Sunshine )

12:28am: To Have and Have Not, Lorne/Sheppard UST
Title: To Have and Have Not
Pairings: Lorne/Sheppard UST
Word Count: 833
Rating: R
Summary: Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
Spoilers: No Man’s Land
Prompt: For October 28th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘write a drabble/ficlet inspired by an Ernest Hemingway title’.
Disclaimer: So not mine!

( To Have and Have Not )

7:56pm: Some Things Don’t Change, Lorne/Ronon
Title: Some Things Don’t Change
Pairings: Lorne/Ronon
Word Count: 303
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It’s hard to adjust from seven years on the run.
Prompt: For October 27th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘Change’.
Disclaimer: So not mine!
Author’s Note: drkcherry wanted more Lorne/Ronon, which really is a pretty sensible request. ;)

( He had been running for so long that he could barely remember a time before. )

4:25pm: Moonlight and Magic, Lorne/McKay/Kavanagh (R)
Title: Moonlight and Magic
Pairings: Lorne/McKay/Kavanagh
Word Count: 398
Rating: R
Summary: It started off like any other patrol.
Prompt: For October 24th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘Moonlight’. And ‘045: Moon’ for fanfic100.
Disclaimer: So not mine!

( Yes, it was only a matter of time before I threw Rodney in with Lorne and Kav. )

12:47am: Later, Lorne/Kavanagh (PG-13)
Title: Later
Pairings: Lorne/Kavanagh
Word Count: 219
Rating: PG
Summary: Last time I made Kavanagh all worried, now it’s Lorne’s turn.
Prompt: For October 26th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘write a drabble/ficlet about Lorne and his lover exploding’. And ‘077: What’ for fanfic100.
Disclaimer: So not mine!

( Milder angst this time. Wheee! )

10:25pm: A Good Day, Lorne/Kavanagh (R)
Title: A Good Day
Pairings: Lorne/Kavanagh
Word Count: 967
Rating: R
Summary: Days on Atlantis never stay good for long.
Spoilers: Coup d’Etat
Warnings: Mentions of death, suicide and general badness.
Prompt: For October 23rd challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘write a drabble/ficlet where Lorne’s lover welcomes him home after a long mission’. And ‘030: Death’ for fanfic100.
Disclaimer: So not mine!

( Angst time again! )

7:08pm: A Child’s Perspective, Lorne/McKay (PG)
Title: A Child’s Perspective
Pairing: Lorne/McKay
Word Count: 187
Rating: PG
Summary: Rodney brings something back from his visit to Earth.
Prompt: For October 25th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘fingerpaints’.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never have been, never will.

( Lorne/Rodney fluff )

12:31pm: Broken, Lorne/Kavanagh (PG-13)
Title: Broken
Pairings: Lorne/Kavanagh
Word Count: 604
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Goodbyes always suck.
Spoilers:General early series 2. Set sometime after Siege III.
Prompt: For October 22nd challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘write a drabble/ficlet about Lorne and his lover getting caught in a power failure on Atlantis’. And ‘074: Dark’ for fanfic100.
Disclaimer: So not mine!

( Consider this your angst warning )

3:08pm: The Ones We Love, Lorne/Kavanagh
Title: The Ones We Love
Pairings: Lorne/Kavanagh, various others.
Word Count: 726
Rating: PG
Summary: DADT is outdated and inappropriate.
Spoilers: Nothing direct, mentions of events from all three series.
Prompt: For October 18th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘write a drabble/ficlet about freedom to love whoever you want’. And ‘076: Who’ for fanfic100.
Disclaimer: So not mine!

( It started, as most things on Atlantis did, with Rodney’s bitching – ahem – very valid and genuine concerns. )

2:05pm: Sweet on You, Lorne/Parrish pre-slash
Title: Sweet on You
Pairing: Lorne/Parrish pre-slash
Word Count: 377
Rating: G
Summary: Nothing says love like dessert. FLUFF WARNING!
Prompt: For October 21st challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘cake’.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never have been, never will.

( Every third Tuesday of the month, the mess hall had cake. )

11:43pm: The Way to a Man’s Heart..., Lorne/Kavanagh (NC-17)
Title: The Way to a Man’s Heart...
Pairing: Lorne/Kavanagh
Word Count: 779
Rating: NC-17
Summary: See the thing is, it’s pretty much just food!porn.
Prompt: For October 20th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘write a drabble/ficlet about Lorne and his lover and food’. And ‘058: Dinner’ for fanfic100.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never have been, never will.

( The Way to a Man’s Heart... )

2:45pm: Warm Words on a Cold Evening, Lorne/Kavanagh (PG-13)
Title: Warm Words on a Cold Evening
Pairing: Lorne/Kavanagh pre-slash
Word Count: 1284
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There’s more than one type of cold.
Prompt: For October 17th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘write a drabble/ficlet about Lorne and his lover in extreme cold weather’. And ‘061: Winter’ for fanfic100.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never have been, never will.

( Major Lorne pulled the shivering scientist close. )

10:51pm: Lorne ficlet: Explorer
Title: Explorer
Pairing: Lorne/???
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG
Summary: Evan Lorne had always been an explorer.
Prompt: For October 19th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘write a drabble about Lorne and his lover’s first time in space’. Ummm I ignored the drabble bit ;)
Disclaimer: Not mine, never have been, never will.

( Evan Lorne had always been an explorer. )

1:29pm: 14 (completely clichéd) AU ways Kavanagh and Lorne meet.
Title: 14 (completely clichéd) AU ways Kavanagh and Lorne meet.
Author: ria_kukalaka
Pairing: Lorne/Kavanagh
Word Count: 8384
Rating: R
Summary: Because Kavanagh and Lorne should be together in every universe. Except for the one where’s he with Ronon. Or Sheppard. Or Teyla. Or Simpson. Or...
Prompt: The 14 Challenge at kavtolanon. And ‘082: If’ for fanfic100. See my Big Damn Table .
Disclaimer If the parallel universe theory is correct, there's some distant AU out there where I own them. Unfortunately this is not it.
Notes: Crack, pure crack! Many thanks to my amazing betae, azicrow and imagechild. All remaining mistakens are because I'm too stubborn to listen.

( The universe exists as formless potentia in myriad possible branches in the transcendent domain )

12:26am: A Little Sincerity, Lorne/Kav (PG)
Title: A Little Sincerity
Pairing: Lorne/Kavanagh
Word Count: 343
Rating: PG
Summary: The things you miss.
Prompt: For October 16th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘books’. And ‘007:Days’ for fanfic100.
Disclaimer: If they were mine I could die happy, as it is I’ll just have to be miserable.

( One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing )

12:50am: Start the Way you Mean to Go On, Lorne/Kavanagh (NC-17)
Title: Start the Way you Mean to Go On
Pairing: Lorne/Kavanagh
Word Count: 3072
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Major Lorne is transferred to the SGC and discovers more than he was expecting. Pre-Atlantis fic.
Prompt: For October 14th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘write a drabble/ficlet about Lorne and his lover playing "sports"’. And ‘001:Beginnings’ for fanfic100.
Disclaimer: If they were mine I could die happy, as it is I’ll just have to be miserable.
Notes: This is the very beginning of the universe that Words Unsaid and Formed Anew are set in. I’ve arbitrarily decided to call it basketball!verse.
Thanks to azicrow for being my inspiration and sounding board.

( Major Nicholas Lorne was given orders to meet a Colonel O’Neill in a coffeehouse in Colorado Springs. )

5:53pm: Finding Serenity, Lorne/Kavanagh (NC-17)
Title: Finding Serenity
Pairing: Lorne/Kavanagh, McKay/Sheppard if you squint *hides*
Word Count: 601
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Kavanagh is pissed off. Lorne has to pay.
Prompt: For October 15th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘write a drabble/ficlet about Lorne or his lover being grouchy’. And ‘033:Too Much’ for fanfic100.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: Shameless PWP. I blame fanboy_of_zeus for making me crave dom!Kav.

( Lorne should really know better! )

5:43pm: Swimming Lessons, Lorne/Zelenka (PG)
Title: Swimming Lessons
Pairing: Lorne/Zelenka
Word Count: 228
Rating: PG
Summary: Lorne reminds Radek of his love of water.
Prompt: For October 13th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘write a drabble/ficlet about Lorne and his lover swimming’.
Disclaimer: So not mine.

( Swimming Lessons )

5:40pm: A Bad Day, Lorne/Sheppard (PG)
Title: A Bad Day
Pairing: Lorne/Sheppard
Word Count: 318
Rating: PG
Summary: Friday the 13th - Atlantis style.
Prompt: For October 13th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘write a Lorne-centric ficlet set on a Friday the 13th’.
Disclaimer: If they were mine I could die happy, as it is I’ll just have to be miserable.

( A Bad Day )

5:48pm: All of Life is a Journey, Lorne/Kav (PG-13)
Title: All of Life is a Journey
Pairing: Lorne/Kavanagh
Word Count: 1013
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A brief history in the life of Nicholas Marcus Lorne.
Prompt: For October 12th challenge at slashing_lorne: ‘write a drabble/ficlet about Lorne's interaction with the Navy’. And ‘027: Parents’ for fanfic100.
Disclaimer: If they were mine I could die happy, as it is I’ll just have to be miserable.

( The very first memory Nick Lorne could recall was riding on a ship with his father. )